Here are my favorite comments from the last two American Idol live blogs on Gawker.TV/Gawker.com (I didn’t have time to do them last night, hence two lists).

Top 10 Girls Performance Episode, 03.03.10

From robina:

The girl who sang Kiss Me has Amy Poehler-as-Sharon Osbourne hair

From Brad Brown:

Sexually, she’s the one to beat.

From Sheryl with an S:

At this point, I think I would rather hear Lindsey Vonn’s shins sing.

From GaddafisTentPitcher:

I can’t believe there’s still a half hour left.

From Excusado:

Well this is much better than if Creed were actually singing.

From JBing:

It’s official, God hates American Idol.

From timeisnow100:

Damn. When did this become and Evangelical Youth Convention

From DahlELama:

I love you, Meth Teeth!

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Top 8 Girls Performance Episode, 03.09.10

From JBing:

Her earrings look like dryer lint from a Bill Cosby sweater.

From robina:

Patsy Cline’s ghost told me she hates this and wishes this girl would stop

From RedEngine88:

Can you all come over for a second and watch these local commercials please? It’s not fair that my eyes and ears bleed alone.

From Brad Brown:

Remember, it’s always darkest just before Millionaire Matchmaker.

From GaddafisTentPitcher:

Balladballadballadballadballad! This is worse than Season 6.

From MsStabby:

What is the equivalent of a pity fuck for this show? (Sheryl with an S responded with, “I like your hair.”)

From seachange:

Ha, Carole King chick is singing Carole King