I’m Matt, I’m six, and I’m a beauty queen who is always inclined to serve something with mashed potatoes.Follow @mattchew03 !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); Email: mattchew03[at]gmail.comMatt on FacebookMatt on about.meMatt on BuzzFeedMatt on GawkerMatt on Google+Matt on LinkedInMatt on YouTube Tumblr (3.0; @mattchew03)http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c05ed5ef88dff1021b95d5f2eb131b0d/tumblr_mnn3k3yM3f1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Points for politeness.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/51769669768http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/51769669768Thu, 30 May 2013 21:45:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c276555627f21ab37f9d0234793b6eaf/tumblr_mmdw8lrdO71qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My sister knows what’s important.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/49779437378http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/49779437378Mon, 06 May 2013 11:55:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8bdd7ec2c5dd5f841de982b6e4c9d563/tumblr_mls4srxGv21qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I didn’t know there were that many.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/48801395844http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/48801395844Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:53:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c4eed64b31deb94a2be807e272c966f/tumblr_mlklckFJdX1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My tooties are never fruity. :(</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/48463071579http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/48463071579Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:09:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d99fb2ce9fa94f0009ca76a4ce77fd7/tumblr_ml1wp02knK1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Me always.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/48101178569http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/48101178569Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:37:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62705922622871d28cf0d83361862a87/tumblr_ml287aQen31ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/47649438965/me" target="_blank">realitytvgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me.</p> </blockquote> <p>Flawlessly elegant<span>~</span></p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/47823051484http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/47823051484Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:51:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09322989f7284f0abaa2d892788f667c/tumblr_ml5zvtIzt91qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Thief.”</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/47814575993http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/47814575993Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:59:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9881bfeeadb6da7e0efabcccedd554a0/tumblr_mkjo2loR0B1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>QUEEN MARIAH.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/46790396800http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/46790396800Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:37:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca301170981d1f34a1cbe899670dd00c/tumblr_mjnoh4PxEN1ql5yr7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1183a9607721fa5eaf8b46d8779a366/tumblr_mjnoh4PxEN1ql5yr7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ee096114049dd6606b699571bf44654/tumblr_mjnoh4PxEN1ql5yr7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3eeb51639289c61583c656437395111/tumblr_mjnoh4PxEN1ql5yr7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f7c6b1e2a593dc594238dc05808fc3d/tumblr_mjnoh4PxEN1ql5yr7o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61358afa3f1cfcba1e06d2997bd832cd/tumblr_mjnoh4PxEN1ql5yr7o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/45345720349/throwback-thursday-you-are-cordially-invited-to" target="_blank">realitytvgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Throwback Thursday: <em>You are cordially invited to Sophie’s Sweet 16!</em></span></p> </blockquote> <p><br/>Do you want me to bitch you out in front of all these people again, Maggie? Would you like me to get in a public fight with you again? Are you ready for that?</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/46240600288http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/46240600288Mon, 25 Mar 2013 05:20:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b50d2ffb1d7dc4ca76e97b6582bf1a4f/tumblr_mjfa7frf0N1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whenever I see someone on Grindr who I believe resembles either me or one of my brothers, I take a screenshot and then text it to my sister for a second opinion.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/44988397447http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/44988397447Sat, 09 Mar 2013 21:14:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43c7a2f561a3da451fca6b529699824d/tumblr_mimoigdVHZ1ql5yr7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/43725764661/when-i-remember-its-friday-and-not-thursday" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">realitytvgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>When I remember it’s Friday and not Thursday.</p></blockquote> <p>Me always.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/44607454528http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/44607454528Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:33:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b25f9a7d56b1f71bc8b273e773751a8/tumblr_mi39bqlNUS1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, Travis!</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/42898987628http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/42898987628Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:50:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2da354d9553c1f4f396f7f0a0d6fd8a4/tumblr_mhmnwg3Kqf1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why is this so funny?</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/42161733176http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/42161733176Sat, 02 Feb 2013 23:45:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/813db47f93d5fec21d1ee237d813ee7f/tumblr_mharu4KV7I1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I really hope this is Google trolling us and not just some technical glitch.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/41625659609http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/41625659609Sun, 27 Jan 2013 13:39:39 -0500rhobhreal housewives of beverly hillsreal housewivestvbravobrandi glanvilleleann rimesgooglelol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c38c3d73a330e7161c7fe1a474feca3f/tumblr_mgli7cYqpA1ql5yr7o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://realitytvgifs.tumblr.com/post/40488968979/glenn-close-drunk" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">realitytvgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Glenn Close drunk.</p></blockquote> <p>Yes.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/40489991809http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/40489991809Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:23:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70f01c88324c5badd048f910da41be71/tumblr_mgdmfpr7El1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love him so much.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/40115459020http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/40115459020Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:02:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d35b34cbc584a377dc1930e12880a967/tumblr_mfvm05QnPz1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Clearly she’s enjoying herself.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/39274079923http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/39274079923Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:36:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2510ca8cb7c8c2ee5d79a82f73a9356/tumblr_meu9ojNxsN1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WORK IT, SMOOCHIE! WHERE THEM JUUUDGES?</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/37670768983http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/37670768983Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:38:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65bdb035f586b69eb2ca178336004565/tumblr_mes1pwDb1i1qzzpi4o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thers werl nerver nert ber ferner.</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/37571312773http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/37571312773Sun, 09 Dec 2012 13:51:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7tueJMnU1qzzpi4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I gotta have some pencils to draw my eyebrows wiiiiiiith!</p>http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/36756192407http://mattchew03.tumblr.com/post/36756192407Wed, 28 Nov 2012 15:49:26 -0500alana thompsonhoney boo boohoney boo bop childhere comes honey boo bootlctvtelevisioncholasbeauty being boring and not wanting to do it