Here are my favorite comments from the last American Idol live blog on Gawker.TV/Gawker.com.
Is this Seacrest’s gay army fantasy?
Ellen is better dressed than Randy, as far as boys’ clothes go.
"I think you actually made that a better song!"
Yes, for me to poop on.
Ellen’s frisky this week. Portia must be experiencing Shark Week
you peaked orally? did she REALLY just say that?
Sweet power stance, Aaron.
From Brad Brown:
He’s got Ruben Studdard disease - I’m not sure we’ll remember him in six months
"It brought me to fake tears."
From Steverino Begins:
Crying after a 30 second performance? That’s like the emotional equivalent of a quickie.
Why does mullet give me the same creepy vibe James Spader does?