mattchew03 — matt cherette
Reblog with a 30 Rock quote.

jeeesss:

monocles:

cheia:

Liz: You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean “lady hero”. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.

Jack: Her name is C.C and she is my lover
Liz: Ooh, that word bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza”.

Liz: Why are you in a suit?

Jack: What am I, a farmer? It’s after six.

Jack: The lady will be having the tasting menu, but with some substitutions. Instead of, uh, any of it, she’ll have a cup of hot water with a chicken bone in it and a bowl of salted ice cubes.

Reblogged 1 month ago from jeeesss (originally from cheia)
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  1. pegster reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    dancewithcaution:benjyie:uprightcitizens:make-em-laugh:crabcakes:cheia: You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean...
  2. colinbrineman reblogged this from sixbucks and added:
    humankind has one thing...common: the sandwich....all anyone...
  3. noelle-de-novo reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    Liz: I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich. Or I’m gonna cut your face up so bad, you’ll have a...
  4. nowaysir reblogged this from andrewmcclain and added:
    Jenna: Black people, I know I’ve said some terrible things about you in print, but I come here today on a mission of...
  5. theresjustthis reblogged this from inothernews
  6. monuments-and-melodies reblogged this from andrewmcclain and added:
    Liz: If I have learned anything from my Sims family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and...
  7. meindc reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    LIZ: (on the phone) Hi my name is Liz Lemon & I received flowers from your shop tonight…I can’t tell who they’re from....
  8. brandonjaaay reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Moon Vest: Gimme yo Fingernails!!
  9. oldfamiliarway reblogged this from annahinks and added:
    Tracey: Liz Lemon, you booger face! I’m gonna kill you with a bazooka!
  10. sixbucks reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Tracy: Are you a pre-op trans-centaur?
  11. thatgeeklover reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    Jack: Don’t ever say “You’re just you”, because you are better than you, and I’m not gonna let you give up. This is...
  12. inothernews reblogged this from gamesockson and added:
    LIZ: Frank, what do men like? Porn.
  13. gamesockson reblogged this from andrewmcclain and added:
    Tracy: I must be in Horseville ‘cause y’all a bunch of naysayers.
  14. emaliaphloup reblogged this from taylortallegra and added:
    Liz: I want to go to there.
  15. taylortallegra reblogged this from annahinks and added:
    Tracy: I saw it on the interweb! Well if it’s on the interweb then it must be true.
  16. andrewmcclain reblogged this from annahinks and added:
    Tracy: Diabetes is a white myth - like Larry Bird or Colorado!
  17. annahinks reblogged this from sweetnessfollows and added:
    sweetnessfollows / frakyeah30rock / dancewithcaution / benjyie / uprightcitizens / make-em-laugh / crabcakes /...
  18. sweetnessfollows reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    Jack: It’s after six. What am I? A farmer?
  19. liekeblogger reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    Tracy: [sings] Fat-neck girl, let me count your neckrings!
  20. psydoctor8 reblogged this from aatombomb and added:
    Liz: What made you think...was gay? Your shoes. Well, I’m straight. Those shoes are...
  21. aatombomb reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    much younger woman.
  22. youcantstoptheworld reblogged this from frakyeah30rock and added:
    Tracy: Doesn’t anyone wanna be friends with a famous black man?
  23. frakyeah30rock reblogged this from dancewithcaution and added:
    Jenna: Second of all, if the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture...
  24. happy-overdose reblogged this from thiswonderland and added:
    Kenneth: I will come over. I’ll come over at night.
  25. mosaicked reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Tracy: Never end a sentence with a preposition at.
  26. sarahboo21 reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Jenna: The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair...
  27. cheia reblogged this from dancewithcaution and added:
    Tracy: I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse...
  28. lovedye reblogged this from falulatonks and added:
    Tracy: BLUE MAN, WHERE YO FEET AT?!??!
  29. kateausten reblogged this from cheia
  30. nbloggz reblogged this from uprightcitizens and added:
    Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan. Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it...
  31. ashthestray reblogged this from cheia and added:
    were any other woman on Earth, I’d be turned on right now.
  32. alittlesting reblogged this from notnadia and added:
    Liz: I want to go to there.
  33. brightq reblogged this from thehighestheels and added:
    Jack: You’ve been avoiding me, Lemon How do...without turning around? To be perfectly...
  34. thischerokee reblogged this from kdyldy and added:
    Kenneth: The donkey died. You’re the donkey now, Kenneth!
  35. kdyldy reblogged this from benjyie and added:
    Liz: I want to go to there.
  36. themusingsof reblogged this from benjyie and added:
    Liz: Hey nerds, guess who has two thumbs speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi!
  37. itsantity reblogged this from iamthesleepyhead and added:
    Liz Lemon: I want to go to there.
  38. raplyricsilike reblogged this from mattchew03 and added:
    Tracy: You hear this mess about Y sometimes being a vowel? What a world.
  39. kayla-jane reblogged this from the9th and added:
    Liz: My retainer! Now my dad won’t be mad at me!
  40. nataliatch reblogged this from youzridicuhluss and added:
    Tracy: A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory
  41. measuringcups reblogged this from mattchew03 and added:
    Floyd: I’m the Michael Clayton of Cleveland!
  42. onepersonatatime reblogged this from fujiidom and added:
    Kenneth: Well, as a child, I had a prize pig that I thought was my best friend. But then one day I picked up one of her...
  43. playkonstantine reblogged this from alackofcolour and added:
    LIZ: WORKING ON MY NIGHT CHEESE
  44. mir777 reblogged this from uprightcitizens and added:
    A four-thousand dollar ham napkin.
  45. the9th reblogged this from alfff and added:
    Jack: Oh, my. There appears to be a gentleman making passionate, angry love to himself.
  46. youzridicuhluss reblogged this from mattchew03 and added:
    Kenneth: What if he doesn’t come back? Oh no. When I get upset my accent come out. And when it get to comin out I can’t...
  47. alfff reblogged this from alackofcolour and added:
    Liz: I want to go to there
  48. fujiidom reblogged this from falulatonks and added:
    Mr. Bright: I just wandered around the building all night. I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one...
  49. iamthesleepyhead reblogged this from alackofcolour and added:
    Kenneth: Hot is the Devil’s temperature.
  50. alackofcolour reblogged this from falulatonks and added:
    Liz: YOU’LL ALL HAVE CHINS
  51. falulatonks reblogged this from magara and added:
    Liz: I am your worst nightmare is who I is!
  52. palegirlinthecity reblogged this from dancewithcaution and added:
    Jack: I’m not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.
  53. notnadia reblogged this from alliterated and added:
    LIZ: Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.
  54. xxmalerfunx3love reblogged this from uprightcitizens and added:
    i studied tv theory at kentucky mountain bible college.
  55. mattchew03 reblogged this from jeeesss and added:
    Jack: The lady will be having the tasting menu, but with some substitutions. Instead of, uh, any of it, she’ll have a...
  56. alliterated reblogged this from uprightcitizens and added:
    Liz: Okay, I got one. What’s the difference between your mama and washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing...
  57. dancewithcaution reblogged this from benjyie and added:
    Liz: What about your huge doodoo?
  58. benjyie reblogged this from uprightcitizens and added:
    Jack: Never Go with a Hippie to a Second Location
  59. jeeesss reblogged this from monocles and added:
    Liz: Why are you in a suit? What am I, a farmer? It’s after six.
  60. uprightcitizens reblogged this from make-em-laugh and added:
    Jack: Sure. I gotcha. New York, third-wave feminist, college educated, single and pretending to be happy about it,...
  61. heyjude112 reblogged this from make-em-laugh and added:
    Liz: I want to go to there
  62. make-em-laugh reblogged this from crabcakes and added:
    Liz: But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?
  63. monocles reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Jack: Her name is C.C and she is...lover Liz: Ooh, that word bums me out unless it’s...
  64. thelizz reblogged this from ciarrai84 and added:
    Jack: Because it’s winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch!
  65. thiswonderland reblogged this from capturingmoods and added:
    Jenna: Admit it, I look ten years younget. No, younger even. You look like a fetus.
  66. thehighestheels reblogged this from starsandsons and added:
    Liz: I’ll move to Cleveland when you get that IKEA… NEVER!
  67. glitterispretty reblogged this from lightnings and added:
    Liz: If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and...
  68. magara reblogged this from megalong and added:
    Like a waitress!
  69. capturingmoods reblogged this from expectationsvsreality and added:
    Liz: Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we...
  70. megalong reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Tracy: Oh no! Did a Korean person die?
  71. starsandsons reblogged this from cornerinfielder and added:
    Kenneth: I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the devil’s temperature.
  72. ciarrai84 reblogged this from cornerinfielder and added:
    Liz: Why are you wearing a tuxedo? Jack: It’s after 6 o’clock. What am I, a dirt farmer?
  73. cornerinfielder reblogged this from brighteryellow and added:
    Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I’m surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
  74. bestnickrebloggingever reblogged this from bennettulmer and added:
    Tracy: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT! I went to take my son to his cello practice and it turned out to be midnight yesterday!
  75. crabcakes reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Liz: Why do you sound surprised?...love America. Just because
  76. babyscissors reblogged this from brighteryellow and added:
    Tracy: Liz Lemon! I’m gonna kill you with a bazooka!
  77. bennettulmer reblogged this from brighteryellow and added:
    Liz: YES! Another successful interaction with a man.
  78. brighteryellow reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Tracy: If I’m such a bad father, why
  79. suesylvester- reblogged this from expectationsvsreality and added:
    Tracy: Nothing is impossible except for dinosaurs
  80. marieez reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Jack: It’s after six, Lemon. What am i, a famer?
  81. lightnings reblogged this from cheia and added:
    know what? I found the card, actually,...they’re from your mom, so tell your gay mom I...
  82. expectationsvsreality reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Liz: It’s not product placement,...just really like it!
  83. thereisnomorocco reblogged this from cheia and added:
    Floyd: If the whole world moved...their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world...
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