October 2009
Brian Moylan lets it all hang out (figuratively speaking, of course) in his Cooper exposé.
Edited to remove the rogue apostrophe that somehow found its way into “lets”.
Liz: You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean “lady hero”. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.
Jack: Her name is C.C and she is my lover
Liz: Ooh, that word bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza”.Liz: Why are you in a suit?
Jack: What am I, a farmer? It’s after six.
Jack: The lady will be having the tasting menu, but with some substitutions. Instead of, uh, any of it, she’ll have a cup of hot water with a chicken bone in it and a bowl of salted ice cubes.
Reblog this if you have no sympathy for Polanski apologists.
I still maintain that this was one of the greatest moments in reality TV history. Watch the clip and see if you agree.
P.S. — The new season of Tabatha’s Salon Takeover premieres on Tuesday, November 3 at 10:00 PM on Bravo.