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Points for politeness.

My sister knows what’s important.

I didn’t know there were that many.

My tooties are never fruity. :(

Me always.

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Me.

Flawlessly elegant~

“Thief.”

QUEEN MARIAH.

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Throwback Thursday: You are cordially invited to Sophie’s Sweet 16!

Do you want me to bitch you out in front of all these people again, Maggie? Would you like me to get in a public fight with you again? Are you ready for that?

Whenever I see someone on Grindr who I believe resembles either me or one of my brothers, I take a screenshot and then text it to my sister for a second opinion.